Laces You Can’t Not Notice.
Whiskers help animals see in the dark. Who knew? We’re here to help you see in the dark. Metaphorically, though. Not literally. These are shoelaces, not night vision goggles, my friend.
If shoes were animals, they would never reproduce and further their own species. They have no distinguishing marks to catch a suitor’s eye. Luckily for us all, Whiskers exist.
Colorful laces won’t change your life. But they will change your shoes. And let’s be honest, you gotta start somewhere.
Lace game so strong it
might hurt your feet
Consult your doctor before using. Because your doctor would probably really like these too. And then just imagine how much more pleasant a trip to the doctor would be.